Jelly Translator (image from Doraemon Manga Wiki)
Fourth challenge of English Friday. If I were able to get my hands on Doraemon’s magic pocket, what tool would I grab? Definitely a Translation Konyaku/Translation Jelly.
It’s not such a fancy tool, not as fancy as the time machine or personality modifier chosen by Andik but it will fit just fine for me. There would be so many things I could do with this jelly.
Since there is no exact time limit how long this jelly works, I just assume it will work forever. That is how Nobita and Doraemon manage to travel to faraway lands and meet so many different creatures and nations and they just communicate freely, right?
What I want to do with this jelly? Of course, I will have a piece of it first. By understanding any language and ability to speak them out, I will do following things:
- Find someone rich enough to fund a research on the jelly and produce more of it.
- Distribute the jelly to world’s leaders so that they can understand each other without any hassle. Hopefully, this way there won’t be miscommunication anymore.
- Provide the Jelly to all scientist around the globe so that whatever they are doing could be sped up. Imagine how many cure to fatal diseases could be produced this way.
However, I won’t make the jelly available for the masses as it could cause lessen the beauty of this world. If everyone can understand each other easily then it will discourage people to learn. So I will just keep the jelly available for the above purpose.
This rather a short post since those above are the only things I really want from Doraemon’s pocket. How about you? What kind of tool you want to get from Doraemon’s magic pocket?
Nadia Khaerunnisa
If this jelly were made masses, I believe that there will be no more faculty of literature as well as language courses.
dani
Indeed. That is why I wanted to keep it only for super important business. 😀
Nadia Khaerunnisa
So this will be a secret research ya ehhehe
dani
Of course, super top secret.
gadis
PINTU KEMANA SAJA
i can cut my daily-traffic-stress and my transportation budget! 😀
dani
Doko demo doa. Why I didn’t pick this one is because I don’t want my bosses tell me “come to the office right away” hahaha.
JNYnita
huaahhahaaaa… klo utk dokter malah bagus banget yaa.. aku bisa stand by di rumah terus dan gak ngerasa bersalah..
dani
Oiyaaa. Bener Nit. Untuk dokter bagus banget. Apalagi dokter ER ya.
limaumanes
Aku mau satu mas. Haha.
dani
*suapin ade*
Puji
Bagi dong Mas Dani, biar lancar cas cis cus ngmong bahasa apa aja 😀
dani
*kirimin sepotong*
Puji
Tangkap
dani
Hahahahaha.
Andik Taufiq
wah ini ini ini… mirip kyk limitless… hahaha
kalo aku bakalan picik om, mass production, and then I will sell it at an expensive price. 😈
dani
Wkwkwk. Ngerti apapun yg diomongin orang udah cukup mbah..
riemikan
Hey I thought you’re supposed to get only one??
dani
I get only one Mba Mikan. Just as the rule said. 😀
riemikan
LOL. No multiplication please hahaha
Allisa Yustica Krones
I just want the door, Dan, so i can visit my parents and in laws whenever i want to without thinking about the budget…wkwkwkwk
dani
Huahahahaha. Speaking of budget and all those people guess that I will change my pick to the door. Doko demo doaaaaa!!
HM Zwan
mau juga mas, biar bisa ngecewes dan paham banyak bahasa heehehehe
dani
Hihihihi. Saya potongin dikit ya. *trus kirim pake pintu kemana saja*
Ronny Fauzi
come to think of it, every single one of Doraemon’s tools should indeed need a limitation of use. the instantaneity would be too tempting for human.
dani
Indeed. But when I Google it there’s no limitation on the jelly *my wish
Ferdy Lpu
Itu bisa translate bahasa hewan jg bang? *mikir keras*
dani
Bisa Feeer bisa.
Gara
Wow. What a good intentions. Let’s hope that there is a way to make those points come true 🙂
And I don’t want if such good inventions fallen into wrong hands :huhu
dani
Hahahaha. Thanks Bli Gara. Hihihi. Hopefully we can getv our hands on the jelly first. 😛
Gara
eat many of them
mama nisa
same with you. i need this thing!! 😀
dani
toss kita Mba! 😀
Pungky KD
potongin buat aku ya …..nyodorin piring
dani
*udah habis* *pelit*
Pungky KD
iiiih…kok diabisin….
dani
Yamaap mak. Udah dimintain orang daritadi euy. *ngeles
Pungky KD
tetep pundung krn ga disisain :p
dani
Hiks. *ikutan sedih. *aposeeeeh
lieshadie
makin ke sini makin lanyah aja cas cis cusnya….
dani
Hayuk ikutan mbakyuuu…
jampang
itu termasuk bisa mengerti bahasa kalbu, nggak?
😀
dani
Bisa Bang. Asalkan disampaikan dari hati ke hati *eaaaa
Erma
kalo bahasa alay, bisa dimengerti juga ga tuh?
dani
Bisa dong bisaaa.
zpmary
kulo purun tumbas sekarung nggih mas dani, biar bisa cas cis cus inggris hihihihi.. selain jelly tuh aku juga paling ngincer pintunya tuh, biar bisa kopdar kemana-mana gak pake mahal 😀
dani
Hahahaha. Bener juga ya pintunya bisa buat modal kopdar. Ihik.
mulyaheart
i prefer the magic door since it can make me travel anywhere I want. mainstream abis ya 😀
btw, mas paket bukunya sudah sampe, makasih banyak 😀
dani
Wish if I had the door. Then I will deliver the book faster. Hihihi. 😀
Sama-sama Mbaa.
zilko
Hehe, I believe most (true, I cannot say all) scientists now speak/use the same language, English. This is because every research which they publish must be reviewed (anonimously) by other scientists as well which obviously are very likely not to speak the same mother tongue 😛 . Even though it is true that there are a number of countries which carry and publish their research in their own languages. However, even some of them also present/publish some parts of the research in English too to some degree 😉 . Once I found a very relevant article for my research written by someone working in Switzerland, and the excerpt was fully in German, lol 😆 .
dani
thanks for the insight on your world Ko. Hahaha. Using this jelly there won’t be any translation needed. 😀
kinanthi8p
Aku mau pinjam mesin waktunya doraemon. Eh, punya kan mesin waktu si doraemon?
dani
Ada kok ada mesin waktu, tapi sayangnya aturannya gak boleh mesin waktu ambilnya. 😀
abi_gilang
I wish I have one pieces of that jelly
dani
Hihihihi. Who doesn’t want this Jelly ya Kang? 😀
andinaseptiarani
Hihi.. I think this jelly would be useful for new-mothers, to translate each of the undefinable-cries of the baby
dani
Hahaha. Indeed. Newly parents will find it very useful! 😀
Ina
Wow… Appreciating much for the way you write, i mean in english. The first time i read you post with english.
Doremon pocket? If you have, i want it too 😀
dani
It’s regular now. Every Friday I write in English and hopefully more of them! 😀 Thank you Mba Ina. Unfortunately I don’t have it. The pocket. 😀
Una
Coincidentally, I just watched Stand By Me Doraemon yesterday. Karena aku bukan pembaca komik Doraemon, baru sadar ternyata banyak play of words. Kayak Dekisugi = terlalu bisa, dan translation jelly = honyaku konyaku. Lucu aja >,<
dani
Iya memang Na. Bayak permainan katanya kok. Aku tahunya juga setelah diceritain ama senseiku. Hihihi..
pipit widya
Mulia sekali tujuanmu, Mas Dani.
Semoga didengar Doraemon 😉
dani
Hahahaha. amiiiiin..
Okti D.
Indeed Dan, there’s a little beauty of being not cognizant of everything ^^
dani
Aaaaaaa Oktiiii. You use a difficult word. I don’t understand. HaHhah
partnerinvain
you can be a millionaire by selling this jelly
dani
Ah! if only! 😛
Ola Aswandi
Hmmm this is a unique tool mas Dani! Can I have one? This jelly is very useful to help me understand some bollywood movies… Hehehe *aca acaaaa
dani
Sure, please get some. Hihihi. Aha. never thought about watching bollywood movie using translation jelly. It must be awesome! 😀
Uwien Budi
Mbenjang ndamel jelly ah, hihi
dani
Hahahaha. Ga ngerti gimana balesnya yang sopan euy.
Uwien Budi
😀
joeyz14
Kalo makan jelly ini gue akan menghubugi travel agent dan buat jadi translator turist2…mayan jalan2 gratis hahaha
miwwa
kayanya kenyel2 alot enak gitu mas :9
Beby
Kalok rasanya enak, aku bakalan mau jadiin cemilan, Bang Dan. Wkwkwk 😛
dani
Gak bisa beb. Mahal. Dikit pulak *pelit
Hahahaha
Ryan
Baiklah… baru mampir. hehehe
dani
Baiklah… baru baca. hehehe *kemudian digampar ryan
Ryan
Hahahahaha…. Jangan saling gampar. saling lempar duit aja gimana?
dani
Gak punya sih kalo duit buat dilempar
Ryan
Jadi lempar apa ya…
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