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Ya Kali Lu Sotoy, Jangan-jangan Sama Sekali Gak Ngerti Datanya?

Sudah baca ribut-ribut di Twitter soal angka kemiskinan Indonesia yang untuk pertama kalinya sudah di bawah satu digit? Belom? Oh gak maen Twitter lagi ya? Yaudah sini gue ceritain dah. Mumpung tiba-tiba semangat nulis blog yang sudah ratusan tahun gak kesentuh. #HalahLebay Jadi ya kalo emang rada gajelas, atau gatahu, mbokya cari tahu dulu sampai […]

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Man who plotted to kill Barack Obama sentenced to death

Burn her anyway! Well, we did do the nose. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Am I right? I am your king. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? How do you know she is a witch? Be quiet! Bring […]

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Flight 370: Storm of emotions over lives ‘lost’ as storm at sea delays search

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about […]

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Former Israeli PM Olmert sentenced to 6 years for corruption

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. Don’t underestimate the Force. You don’t believe in the Force, do you? The Force Unleashed In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use […]

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USA: Taking charge to form a community against Terrorism

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Really? Did nothing cancel? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Mr. F He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want […]

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Ukraine to dominate Obama EU talks

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love you, buddy! The Deep South Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Say it in Russian! You lived before you met me?! Ooh, name it after me! Oh, […]

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N Korea fires mid-range missiles

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! The Unicorn and the Wasp I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. catches himself And that […]